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Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

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If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'
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You’re not a real Texan till you’ve been kicked out of every decent state in America.
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In some European theaters, it’s still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
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Almost every venerable tradition at a men’s club starts out as a joke.
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The fifties were when people started coming down on “juvenile delinquents,” “hoodlums,” “vandals” – anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn’t act polite around older people.
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I AM a male chauvinist. Who’s been saying otherwise?
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Speaking of things that’ll make your head explode, “Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story” finally made it to the drive-in.
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It’s not a crime to get drunk.
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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
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If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."
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